So grandad was at a sportsman’s dinner and bought a 10ft X 4ft picture of the forth rail bridge. Seemingly he forgot he could just open da blinds 🤣🤣 granny not happy with him 🤦‍♂️😂😂

Robbie Williams getting everyone right in the mood for World Cup ‘98 there..

Glenn Hoddle. Persistent yet unintelligible, like someone next door listening to an audiobook. Like trying to focus on the villain’s instructions to his henchmen after the tranquilliser they slipped you has kicked in. Like the cab firm you pick up on your shed radio. #WorldCup18

Don’t buy the fucking sun.

17k followers hit. Cheers. Not why I do it but thanks.

Here is Mandzukic's stunning equaliser. Enjoy:

shiting myself to open this

I swear to god this video always cures my depression

This levitating turntable can play records in the air

Because, you fucking moron, this is a non-gender issue, because it can claim veritas, and because you conducted your conversation as if you cared more about his pleasure than the value of your air-time #anditsgenuinelyfunny x.com/piersmorgan/st…

RIP Peter Crouch. Cruel way to go. 😂😂😂 Peter Crouch

Deep fried pizza supper wae salt’n’sauce. How a chippy should be 👍none eh yer salt’n’vinegar pish #jakeyteas