Genuinely crazy the meal they’re making out of this. What next? Free season tickets for anyone who can trace their heritage to Israel?

Mein captain Mein leader Mein legend

Only upside here

HE CASHED OUT. RUNNING THROUGH BERLIN!!!!

Genuinely just did a lap of the block. OX!!!!!

UTFO

The St Albans mascot was a little bit worse for wear this afternoon at Burton…he eventually got ejected 😳

Graham Linehan

We’ve genuinely been the better side 😂

Daniel Son I wouldn't panic. Oxford will definitely go down and despite their recent good form Blackburn will struggle.

Happy to say I’m in a great place. Not mentally, just on the train out of Brussels.

To answer some angry questions: yes I do have principles, and one of them is that it's a very bad idea to put serious opinions on Twitter. So you may as well stop haranguing me for them. All I'm saying is: there is no need to bully a sweet, jolly quizzer for playing a TV quiz.

I want 100 fags, two bottles of wine, a bottle of whiskey and ten cans of lager, now

Speak for yourself chief, Oxford going all the way, prem bound