Life is strange. You arrive with nothing, spend your whole life chasing everything, and still leave with nothing. Make sure your soul gains more than your hands.

trillion dollar idea: sports bar but just for situation monitoring with live X feeds, flight radar, a bloomberg terminal, and Polymarket screens

“Gonna be home late tonight babe, I’m out monitoring the situation with a couple of guys. We might even stay and monitor a second situation if something comes up”

A Super Mario 64 manga from 1996 suggests that 1-Up mushrooms grow from dead Marios in a cycle of life and death

men only want 3 things

Down in my bunker as radioactive ashes rain down on my city. I check my Polymarket "Yes" shares for "Atomic bomb detonation in 2026?" using the last remnants of internet. Worth $0. UMA resolved it as 'No' because it was technically a hydrogen bomb and not an atomic one.

this morning, while taking my golden retriever for a stroll, i walked past a middle-aged man wearing a sweatshirt that read in big bold print “never stop being kind to people.” i smiled and said “good morning” to him. he looked at me like i was an alien, said nothing, and kept

RIP BOB WEIR 🤞

I stopped smoking weed 9 days ago and my best friend that died has been in every single one of my dreams. He approaches me with laughter and exuberance wearing all white. I miss him.

I was reading Dostoevsky's Notes from Underground with a group of 9th graders. One student announced, "There is no way someone could actually feel like this on the inside." A classmate replied: "I feel like this every day." The first student was stunned. His understanding of

she let me hit because she has let me hit for generations in an infinite number of past lives in the karmic cycle. sometimes as four horned antelopes, as a speck of pollen on a bluebell flower, or even as algae surrounding hydrothermal vents on the deep sea floor

I watched a man film his daughter's first steps and he watched it through the screen. she walked toward him and he was not there he was in the rectangle and she reached for a ghost. that is the whole thing now. we are building a perfect archive of a life no one attended

He's called Claude, he's a lil French guy who lives in your phone and tells you what to do, like Napoleon.

— Homer, the lliad

Naruto's milk expires today

Man kishimoto's perspective game is second to none

Fun fact: the Fellowship of the Ring wasn’t recruited, a bunch of them just happened to be in Rivendell Boromir came to figure out his prophetic dream Legolas came to report that Gollum had escaped Gimli came to get advice after emissaries of Mordor visited Erebor Maybe it

I’m utterly blown away by this new audio in the Epstein Files. It shows the secret conversation you fear every high-level gov’t official might have with an outside fixer to hook them up the moment they “leave government to enter the private sector.” Here, Jeffrey Epstein teaches

It's better than that. The full moon was on February 1st, so it's a perfectly-aligned calendar month with a perfect lunar alignment as well.

THIS IS FUCKINGGG RAW WTF