Aight flight booked, vacay in 3 weeks, let the countdown begin

Yo if 28 year old me was half as wise and less of smart ass as 40 year old me is, i would be amazing

This may be a bit controversial, but the greatest black sitcom of all time...Golden Girls...them is all my aunties idc what yall gotta say.

And the winners are

*Watches the Diddy footage Me: yea, definitely a bear

It's no 1st place but 2 podiums in my last 3 tourneys, im starting to get it back.

A couple of my friends are renewing their vows this weekend, and im super happy excited and happy for them, however; I'm now realizing haw sad my love life is. I've been to numerous weddings, even been the witness at a friends divorce, but i cant even get a second date.

Alright, whose hiring?

In the rooms they "the opposite of addiction isn't sobriety it's connection." And I'm beginning to believe it.. even I'm sober, i have no connection to anyone, then I'm drinking too get that connection

I love how social media has made everyone a restaurant critic...sir of course, your well done outback sirloin is dry.

My cookout is gonna be jumpin this weekend, Sunday evening, come through....this is your invite

I was out of work 3 days last week so i put in for 20 hrs of sick pay...my direct deposit just hit and FUCK!!!! They taxed the shit out my check...yall workin 9 to 5s really pay that much in taxes???

Oh, how i truely hate training in a new place.

I lkve when white people tell say shit like racism doesn't exist...yea it doesnt for you, we still deal with this shit.

The number of people in learning don't wash their legs in the shower is quite consuming

Idk whats worse the Iber drivers that play their moxtape or the ones that blast the christian rock

Check on your people, you never know whats going on in their head, my heart hurts right now.

I fucking hate this

Fuck baker mayfield