mad that my dicks fake and can’t cum inside his butt so I’ll just get a funnel and pee in it instead who cares anymore #needmyessenceinhim

this makes me sad.

"you and him. him and you. you and fucking him. picked another one over me."

I don’t think you should date anyone who you can’t show basic curiosity about their interest at some level whether it’s actually trying to take part or just listen or asking questions . You should want to know the person you love which includes their special interests

looking at nsfw fanart and nooticing the artist included a small scar on one of their bodies from an injury that’s only referenced once in the whole show

FALSE real movie enjoyers know musicals are elite. like imagine missing out on this cinematic masterpiece????

i'm genuinely so confused by people who talk about the "side effects of testosterone" and just describe bottom growth or more body hair or a deeper voice. like Actually what did you think taking cross sex hormones was gonna do to your body. this is a genuine question

being in just your underwear and socks is more naked and erotic than just being in the nude. when i become president I’ll make that the national uniform for every working man across v the country

……and even if she didn’t she still wouldn’t be a whore

“you look tired is everything ok” i have been dragging my corpse of a body around for years i barely feel like a person everything feels like a chore basic tasks seem like crossing mountains & oceans & at this point it just seems like im waiting to die

um nope.

zooble might be the worlds most obvious intersex physically disabled character and gangle might be the worlds most obvious mental illness allegory hooray for disabled weirddykes finding unconditional love and comfort in one another

Not when the rocky horror picture show exists

all of pittsburgh: in hell langdon and mel in the breakroom:

daddy issues é tipo: gosto de apanhar no sexo kkkkk Mommy issues é: eu acho que nunca serei capaz de verdadeiramente amar alguém pois uma parte minha sempre estará presa no vazio da ausência do amor da minha mãe

pirating movies are the reason why you’re still able to watch old hollywood classics by the way

#poolverine #deadclaw #Deadpool #Wolverine

that's Ellis from Left 4 Dead 2,,, be so fr 😭