Deadpool looks down from a rooftop and sees ᏢᎬᎢᎬᎡ ᏢᎪᎡKᎬᎡ swinging around. "Well if it isnt my favorite Spidey having a nice stroll. Time to pay him a visit kiddies." Deadpool looks at the audience before jumping down onto Spidermans back "Mind if I drop in?"

"Thanos is a giant purple testicle. I'm shaking in my skintight suit."

"Oh yoohoo~! I know you can see me and hear me." Glares at the timeline a little then waves arms around at whoever is reading

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"Ah Christmas. A time where i can wear mistletoe on my crotch and splash eggnog all over myself while dressed as the big man himself."