there’s a picture on the wall..of me on a John Deere

A sneak disser that’s that shit i don’t LIKE

I am having an All American Experience (I am at an Olive Garden and they are playing what sounds like the PS2 Spiderman pizza theme)

blue banisters album hits when you’re mad at your parents and also can’t fit into your clothing

why does smart serve have a training module where you look at stock photos of people and guess how much they weigh LOL :(

breakfast burritos I meal prepped taste like ****

when I say I participated in ottawa race weekend, this is what I’m talking about

There should be a corded phone on survivor and the contestants should fight over who gets time to use the phone. They should also make the contestants keep diaries and have an episode where someone reads another contestant’s diary in a catty and malicious way

DIDION: Am I throwing you off WARHOL: Nope DIDION: Didn’t think so

I love Force Quitting something on Mac… like go fck yourself LOL !

*alanis morissette voice* I recommend getting your balls trampled on..to anyone

love this guy. michael romance

when I’m apartment hunting the only criteria I consider is “could I see myself having a mental health crisis here based on nearly no information”

using Twitter again because I’m running out of unemployed person things to do (Skyrim, over the top cooking/art projects, watching judge Judy, “volunteering”)

technically crossing the picket line bcuz my life is a movie :(

It’s so easy to laugh😂 it’s so easy to hate🤬it takes strength💪to be gentle🌿and kind☺️

i know he don’t play about roblox