Hey Java House ☕ , I’d like to register a complaint, please open your DM or share an email address?

😂😂😂 “Hate is a long-term investment”…but unlike Cytonn, Mwango Capital is not misappropriating this one!!

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And you thought of this a fortnight to Valentine’s? 🤭

Performative.

Oh, and I do think everyone in the current LSK Council should go home. They are either complicit or complacent or complaisant in the tender mysteries.

Elders really believe in reconciliation no matter the extent of the harm caused. Fortunately for me though, I don’t.🫶🏾

“What do you need from me?” “Just your ID” “I know the number” … “You have lost my vote” 😂😂😂😂😂 Interestingly, LSK shared the rules, voters’ register, and voting centres as least twice. But I guess “mheshimiwa” was rather busy auctioning Parliament to read emails.

By any chance were you referring to this Supreme Court? 🤔 x.com/ndonglaw043/st…

And what do his detractors want us to think now? 🤔

“Let accountants be behind us…” Guess who’s behind now?

The most shocking thing about the LSK elections is that Peter Wanyama came in second. I expected him to be fourth, after spoilt votes.

“There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics” A common refrain (half-truth?) that was peddled throughout the LSK elections is that it was an election pitting the young bar against the old bar. And that the young bar had a preferred candidate. Well…

Senior, where should those who didn’t get books line up? 🤔