It’s about time ‘1000 Seconds’ by Blackwhole got it’s flowers 💐 The tune that we all grew up with finally receives it’s platinum award for exceeding 3 million streams 📈

3-4% annual salary increase. We are in so much trouble

There's a Chelsea fan at work right now who doesn't know we're 2-0 down

Burn the stadium down.

They're doing this in front of O Monstro? These players have no shame.

Derry sacrificed himself for a pen while garneto dribbles into players...

One day I'll be 80 and senile and I'll still remember this season

Teenager kills himself to win a penalty and this bastard can't even strike a ball

End the stream Dave!

There's still 30 more minutes of this shit to go?!

Stamford Bridge has become the kickback spot in the PL. Rivals teams come with their camp chairs, coolerboxes, mini braai stands and a JBL speaker.

Derry didn't have to die first this

Delap is up there with the worst players I've ever seen play for Chelsea. I bet Steve Sidwell is happy though - he's no longer the worst number 9 in Chelsea's history.

We can play another 90 minutes, we won't score a goal.

Today's game will serve as a nexus point in Chelsea's future.

YOU GUYS MAKE ME SICK!

I know it was a late equalizer but the shush celly from Doku is shameless. A draw at this point does nothing for Citeh. It's win or bust.

“Playing video games is a waste of time.”

Used to be a real game 😓

Filling stations only allowing for maximum of R500 to pour petrol per car 😂