Boys belong in cages. Tight, little, obvious cages so everyone can tell that they’re locked up forever.

Where are you mentally right now because I'm here

omfg

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Midway through November is the official beginning of crashout season. Improving your life can wait until January. Engage in those vices and become even more toxic, it’s been a long year you deserve it

outfit while i clean my apt

Omg is he gooning or what

NYPD has located a can of Pringles left behind by the assassin in Central Park. Upon opening it, they found it was spring-loaded with a large toy snake

Carly HUSSEIN Jepsen

oomf saw it first

never bite the hand that fingers you.

???

down boy

yeah but sign me up

Yes let’s hear them out I can cook I can clean

Except for twink tops now turn over 😛

I know why the caged twink sings

"I'm into size diff" no shit you're 5'4 everything is size diff to you

Last Day of Locktober 😘

Boys should be plugged, locked, collared, and dressed like total sluts, if they’re allowed to be dressed at all.