“Oh, yeah? Name five.” See. She even knows memes. x.com/ludicderision/…

Of course. “Yeah, actually, I would. So I can rub it in your face when I’m right.” x.com/ludicderision/…

“As if! I’d feel sorry for them.” x.com/ludicderision/…

“The word is envious, not jealous, so no, I’m not jealous.” x.com/ludicderision/…

*you’re x.com/ludicderision/…

“Want you to go away? Yes.” x.com/ludicderision/…

Optics roll. “I’m surprised you can see anything at all over your inflated ego.” x.com/ludicderision/…

“No, but your idiocy is blinding.” x.com/ludicderision/…

“What? With / your / dental history?” x.com/ludicderision/…

“If by wonders you mean slowly decaying into nothing, you’re right.” x.com/ludicderision/…

“Really? That’s your best comeback?” x.com/ludicderision/…

Jake and Jake 2.0? Someone run her over.

Ughh.

Who wouldn’t love two disorganised, lazy, ridiculous clones?

Love is a strong word. ⠀Try tolerate.

His feelings are the only ones he’s hurting.

She’s too disgusted to laugh at his mistake.

Yeah, ‘or something.’

Gasps. “Yeah. Well, I hope you drop your breakfast burrito!”

“I you lose your copies of Die Hard!”