⠀ ⠀⠀ AND YOU’RE DEAD-ISH ⠀ ⠀⠀

⠀ ⠀ Come back ⠀ ⠀

LMFAOOOOOOO

( making a face, a very very stupid one. )

( they’re still at it, and likely will be until that *thing is thrown. )

( the frying pan is reduced to atoms the moment it has approached their face. ) Oh, how cruel. And after everything I did for your sake?

( scoffing, rolling his eyes. ) Oh please, as if I’ve done anything to wrong you.

( biiiig yawn. ) Oh here she goes again.

…. “ fine, whatever… “

Do you see any ring on my finger? Nope. ( scoffing, waving her off. )

Yeah, that would be called “dying.” ( crossing their arms, safe to say that smile of theirs is long gone now. )

My tone has a tendency to flip when the dead are disrespected. ( groaning. ) You don’t hear me disrespecting your passed loved ones.

( scoffing, waving his hand. ) Oh now you’re just making things up, as if I’ve ever mentioned that one. I don’t even know who that is.

Don’t turn your back on me, you’re aware of how much I hate that. ( hand placed on her shoulder. )

I’ve never lied to you, and if I have, then the very stars may strike me down. ( their hand gently touched on her chin, tilting their head. ) Hm. I think you’ve gotten too used to being away from me.

They haven’t, which means you’re a liar. ( sticking their tongue out at her. ) Quite the opposite, it was you who never decided to stay around.