I’ve smoked salvia out of a rockstar can, I don’t want to hear your opinions.

There’s only one center of the universe and you’re sure as shit not it

Discipline is the highest form of self love. Fast and lift heavy you heathens.

I made 2.5x OT because of black people today. Thanks for being born or whatever 🙏

As a man, if you get hiccups, you’re gay.

Why THE FUCK am I seeing people driving with masks on still

on my way to my 5AM Saturday shift because I was the funny one in high school and didn’t do my homework

Really wish I posted pictures of my pussy instead of getting up for work at 3:50AM (I’m a man)

Who the fuck even is yacine, and why do we care about her

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People somehow assume that if you don’t support Israel then you support getting nuked by Iran. This is called a non-sequitur which means, “it does not logically follow”. I want the USA to be the strongest and most feared Nation to have ever existed in the history of this Earth.

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE

Born too early to fight in the Middle East Born too late to fight in the Middle East Born just in time to fight in the Middle East

The banger to follower ratio on this page is absurd. Love you all

When you think you have a perceived sense of moral superiority, but in reality you’re just a 6’2 they them with an adams apple and big (faggy) opinions

Just a little dick doing big dick shit

Boys if we’re dropping in Iran SAVE MIA KHALIFA AT ALL COSTS

Don’t let this Iran situation distract you from the fact that Hector is going to be runnin’ three Honda Civics with Spoon engines. And on top of that, he just came into Harry’s and ordered three T66 turbos with NOS, and a MoTec system exhaust.

I call my bidet Chris Kyle, because it never misses