Can we talk about how disgusting Osiris shoes were

Him: baby just pissed for the 8th time this morning Him to baby in high voice: you trying to break the bank kid? Hold it in!

Nothing smells more like the 2000s than Victoria’s Secret Love Spell

My 4 month old sits nicely for some Harry Potter reading time :,)

New Mom Look: no make-up, messy bun, boobs-out & ready to feed, stretch marks & ALL. #NewProfilePic

I thought I loved my man before.. just wait until he becomes the father to the perfect little child you make together. It’s heart exploding stuff.

This piece of art from Thomas Deininger is one of the most incredible things I’ve seen. x.com/moododd/status…

Just because it may hurt to hear what someone is saying doesn’t make it dishonest. Gotta be real with yourself.

Chrish This is what the microwave sound like and my food still be coming out cold

The most aggravating thing in the world is to explain to someone exactly what they’re doing to upset you and have them respond with, “why are you mad?” ?!?!?!?!?!!!!

Am I the only one who ends up dancing around the living room after watching an 80s romance?

Why is my boyfriend texting me like a middle schooler when we’re in the same room?

We call the play pen “baby prison” and I wonder what our neighbors think when they hear things like: “Okay Vaeda time to go to baby prison. Be good, mama’s going to do dishes”

Men love to say women are crazy every time we show emotion they don’t care to try and understand. I’m not crazy im misunderstood. Also I’m wiping with your favorite T shirt rn And brushing my eyebrows with your toothbrush. Still not crazy.

I saw an ad for a game show where you have to perform challenges after not sleeping at all for at least 24 hours. Have they even heard of motherhood?

let me get this straight: A whole group of women think that men (who are exactly half responsible for conceception) do not deserve to have any opinion on abortion rights? Should the same idiot logic apply to women who decide to circumcise their sons but don’t have a penis?

And I danced around the apartment with taunting joy each time