Gag sounds in the background. x.com/unhingedsubjec…

“Shoop~”

@EnduringPhenom “. . How can you brow waggle if you don't have any—?” Casual harrumphing.

“Fuck the system. I'm having alcohol in the A.M.”

@EnduringPhenom Removes his glasses—polishing the lenses with his shirt. “. . So. . Like. . Eyebrow improv?”

—,

“Has anyone gotten turnt on a Wednesday night??“

@EnduringPhenom “. . ThatS SO COOL!” Was Weasel going to marvel over his super cool best friend? Yeah. That's how much of a dweeb he is.

“WHY ARE WE FUCKING YELLING??”

“FUCKING STRANGER—“ x.com/raisedtokickas…

“YOU GONNA SAY SOMETHING ELSE OR ARE YOU GONNA PULL A BRITINEY SPEARS AND 'DRAG ON AND ON AND ON'??” x.com/raisedtokickas…

“ALRIGHT, COBAIN. YOU'VE SHOT MY MOOD. Who the fuck are you anyway?” x.com/raisedtokickas…

“Y'like some. . Travel agent or food vender? If so, I'd like a trip to Cuba. . —with a side of mozzarella sticks.~” x.com/raisedtokickas…

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“Well. . This has been a /hoot/—but. . I gotta lock up Sister Margret's. So. . Don't break my new stools.“ —#Offline

Stares at his mug of coffee. “. . I thought I wanted this—but I don't—”

“Fuck—”

“Sorry—didn't mean to dispute with the language police. .“ x.com/silverballsx/s…

||: Weasel 2.0 will be coming. Prepare your urethral tunnels.