ᅠ " aCK - !! " WINCING IN PAIN - ⁉️ stumbling backwards as if the lad was smacked and holding a hand over his poked eyeball . " the fuck was that for ❔❕ " ᅠ

ᅠ of fuckin course its gonna come out burnt . dei doesnt know shit about cooking . ᅠ

ᅠ rapid blinking and looking up at sanford . oh shit . play dumb . acting hurt from the soft knocking , stumbling slightlying and holding his noggin in both hands . noT THAT DUMB -- ᅠ

ᅠ shaking his head . " heeh ? yea , im good homeslice . " a pause , lowering his visor over his eyes . " jus thinkin is all . . " ᅠ

ᅠ harsh flinch -- " heeh - ❔❕ oh shit whaddup . " ᅠ

ᅠ fuck the fire extinquisher . those are for pussies . frags so gonna fuckin blow up this oven , 1000 % . you want some ramen lasagna ❔ cause thats what hes gonna fuckin make . ᅠ

ᅠ soft little sigh . " life . how i made it this fuckin far only meetin purg once , how i have such fuckin great friends -- " another pause , hand covering his mouth as he looks away once more . " how shits hittin the fan slowly . ." ᅠ

ᅠ " pfft . you apparently . " snort . " didnt mean ' ta . " ᅠ

ᅠ the other better be this dumbass is looking at the oven confused as all fucking hell . turning on the top burners and lighting it with his thumb . " geehaha yEAH ! " dei you dont need that but okay . ᅠ

ᅠ awkward silence . looking at the ground with a soft chuckle . " uhh , now what - ❔ " ᅠ

ᅠ " yeahaaha ❕ suck my dick , loser ❕ " a very , very , unprofessional hip thrust right into fords face , forked tongue poking free mid grin . " so much for working out , huh ❔ i already pack a punch ❕ and i dont do that shit ❕ " ᅠ

ᅠ a muttered ' fuck yeah ' leaves frag , grin widening showing off shark teeth as they point to whatever the fuck the other has in hand . " that . gimme it . " ᅠ

ᅠ a wide grin as frag cackles along side with ford , holding his sides all before being goinked by the shoulders . staggering and thumping his back against sanford . " gehaha ! dont you get those nasty lips near me ! you kiss your mother ! " ᅠ

ᅠ obsidian hues are fucking blown wide . cheese fondu . thats the one thing frag knows how to cook . " get milk and more cheese . we're having mother fuckin nachos . " ᅠ

ᅠ those teeth are snapping like a dog , cackling the whole time as he frantically searches every cupboard for a large pot . ahAH ! and slamming it onto the oven top , dumping cheese in . " oooh yeah . this is gonna be good . " ᅠ

ᅠ whats to be scared of ❔ other than his very chaotic nature . he can cook a dope cheese fondu if yer into cheese 🤷‍♂️ ᅠ