It is an honour to be appointed as Secretary for Cheese. The goal is clear. My job is to keep people in this country eating cheese.

Love At First Sight on #Netflix is well made, sweet, funny, poignant and gentle with some fine acting and I really liked it. Enjoy ❤️

Noooooo! Tasha! I’m gutted I think she’s really talented. Shocked. #GBBO

Omfg how have I only just discovered What We Do In The Shadows?! Soooo late to the hilarious vampy party, rude that no one told me about this previously. Ffs.

Morning campers. How’s your Sunday going so far?

My place is 3 floors up, exposed and north facing at the top of a hill in Sheffield… the dog hasn’t chilled all afternoon and evening as the wind is howling and rattling the place to bits! Poor Floofer!

Dramatic skies and the death of one of my favourite trees on the park. Mother Nature was heard last night!

Manc Xmas markets shizzle with this one.

Why do people walk at me? I’m waiting for someone at the station. I’m stood - not in any exit or anywhere daft - and several people have nearly ploughed into me.

Spend my afternoon making this.

Yup.

Y’all still driving Teslas? That’s crazy. 🫣 #LeaveTheWorldBehind

The Teen is home from uni for Xmas. I am ridiculously happy she is here messing up the joint, hogging the sofa and TV remote and ploughing through my M&S shortbread…. No really, I’m thrilled! I really really missed her ❤️

“I’ve chased the squirrels, carried a big stick for 10 minutes and managed to absorb a ton of mud into my nice warm shaggy coat. Time for breakfast yet?”

If you’ve not watched Leave The World Behind Yet… then I respectfully request you do. Especially if you drive a Tesla 😱🤣 #LeaveTheWorldBehind

I’ve just watched Cyrano on Iplayer. Fucking Hell that was depressing! I mean it was really good but what a depressing ending! Seize the day my friends, don’t leave it too late 💔

Current view 🤣

This! I feel sick especially after the second episode.

This! The second episode was horrific, the way the attitude and sympathies of the investigating officers were completely different from the first episode with white complainants. I feel physically sick.

Oh fuck…they weren’t kidding about One Day, were they? Those folks who said watch it on your own cos you’ll ugly cry. Actual snotty, heaving, gasping ugly crying actually. #onedaynetflix