Top 5 things 1. Masters 2. Steak 3. IPA 4. Short brunette 5. March madness Any questions?

87 wins 1,944 points 2 SEC championships 2 Elite Eights Alabama’s first Final Four Thank you for everything 1.

I think it’s evident at this point that Nico wanted to get away from that awful orange and go to a school with the second best color scheme in the NCAA.

Screw your shitty ass team Cason “Sex” Wallace I swear to god they’re too good they can’t play Caruso when they’re up by 40. Needed 8 more points to win big and I’m disappointed yet again. I hope yall lose in 7 on a buzzer beater.

I’m thinking about taking mom to Chilis to get a trip dip for Mother’s Day. I’m sure she will be extremely happy with that right!

I know barely anything about the NHL. Who should I hate? #StanleyCup #NHLPlayoffs #NHL

Ohhhh man... ROLL TIDE ROLL! I met Nate Oats down in Fairhope, Alabama and he promised me a box from the Crimson Tide BASKETBALL team. Boy did he deliver! Thank you Coach and Alabama Men’s Basketball for all this gear! I can't wait to watch you back in the Final Four soon!!

I want to thank Jon Rothstein for being a bright light in these dark days. You are a special man.

Memphis isn’t a part of Tennessee.

Honestly have better things to worry about than us bombing Iran. Things like game 7 of the finals are way more important. I’d even take Sunday at the travelers as more of a priority.

If a vagina was a person

Fun fact: Texas Tech was not the first choice of a single one of these students

I just can't get past the fact that pitching in baseball, from MLB to little league, is breathakingly broken. The hunt for velocity has changed everything, and not for the better. The # of injuries is staggering, the decline of the SP throwing 7 innings is a HUGE problem.

Lubbock is a dump. Texas Tech is the ugliest place in America confirmed

Sell the team Amy the metten burger

Fuck you Amy Adams.

Fuck you Amy Adams