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Like a lot of people, possibly including Darren Jones MP, I enjoy reading works of fiction. I find them great for escaping. Ideally, I'd prefer those works of fiction to not include the Stagecoach SouthWest bus timetable, which consistently makes me escape arriving anywhere on time.

I should probably post other things here than just bus complaints but this is a hinterland of despair these days so those posts seem to fit well.

Bus announcement: "We are now approaching Clifton Suspension Bridge, built in 1864 by Isambard Kingdom Brunel." It's technically accurate, except that Brunel died in 1859, so it was an impressive feat he was still building it in 1864.

My niece is raising funds for her sex reassignment/confirmation surgery. If you're minded to support this she'd so be grateful for any and all assistance. I know those who follow me here are LGBT+ friendly: please do share this far and wide. Thank you. gofundme.com/f/gender-i-can…

If the time is 8.48am and a bus is two minutes away according to the bus stop matrix, will it arrive at: a) 8.50am b) never c) shortly after the Second Coming

¶ Turns out my initials are a backwards pilcrow. Who knew? #NewProfilePic

It's not just me, right? (Obviously not the whole thing, but the general premise.)

Fire near Temple Meads... 😬 Martin Booth

Things can only get wetter.

bUt HeR EmAiLs

34 is the new 45

Not now, robot mushrooms.

Hey, Premier Inn, your "ultimate WiFi" is playing very fast and loose with the term "ultimate". Why offer a paid option (because the free one is useless) if it, too, is also useless? (Gatwick North location.)

If anyone wants me, I'll be on Threads. threads.net/@voxpopple

Following where the Clifton Suspension Bridge leads, I'm leaving. If you want inane ramblings that I don't share here, check out Threads or BlueSky. It's been a fun decade and a half. See you on the other side. threads.net/@voxpopple bsky.app/profile/voxpop…