Maybe this is what happens when you put a banker in charge of health policy.

They're Syllable Conservatives.

Or just wear a wedding dress with a 2m train.

Just amazing. #FBPE and #FBPA people who I follow back, then unfollow me a few days later! Noted and blocked. 🛑

Bring it on #followbackfriday ! #FBPE #FBPA Proud

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Wrong. The protests after Sarah Everard were about the endemic culture of harassment, abuse and violence against women in the UK at the hands of men, not just policemen. The Sabina Nessa case falls well within that scope. #SayHerName

People are hoarding petrol.

I have never inflamed a Tory.

I need to fill up the car so I can drive around looking for petrol.

How are the #petrolcrisis queues this morning?

BP didn't cause all the lorry drivers to return to their home countries.

The van hit you intentionally, right?

That’s far too much black pepper in your tomato soup.

Some say The New York Times has ruined #wordle, so if you prefer the original version, it's saved here, renamed #turdle: stalbanswebdesign.com/turdle/

Why hasn't he permanently fucked off?

They're trolling us. theguardian.com/politics/2022/…

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