Following the old adage, I didn’t give the man a fish. Instead, I took the effort and taught him how to fish. So now, he no longer asks anyone for a fish, instead goes around asking people for fishing rods, hooks, worms, trawlers, nets, diesel, funds, permits…

Idiots. That’s what I call the people on the road who don’t stick to their lane and fluctuate the speed at which they drive and brake without warning… I hate to be stuck driving behind one of these morons. Especially when I’m texting.

When the Kannada speaking chef, who had just moved to Amritsar heard the customer repeatedly sing “kuch kariye, kuch kariye, hai kuch kariye…” She got him platefuls of papads, sandige, thenkol, muruku, kodebale…

Spotted a sweet little birdie on my flight.

You remember that time when the legendary rocker Prince decided to change his name to a…a symbol? And then everybody started referring to him as “the artist formerly known as Prince”? Well … “X (formerly Twitter)” is going through the same nonsense.

Ok, this comes after years of research… Those of you wondering what’s wrong with your electronics gadget (cell phones, fridge, music player, kettle…) must know this. There is one and only one problem no matter what. And it is… “THE MOTHERBOARD IS GONE”

It’s alright to let your work consume you. Not your workplace.

In other news, a well-worn pair of shoes was detained for traveling without abandon. During interrogation, they revealed that they were on a sole-searching mission and that they ended up here by mistake, they appeared quite lost, but they are likely to find their feet eventually.

Yeah I get this a lot. But not that.