"yes, i am german," klavier gavin said. manfred thought about this. "no youre not," he said. klavier gavin fell down. "how did you know."

(even though gregory edgeworth was altogether too polite to say something like that out loud, we will pretend what franziska von karma said sounded like something gregory edgeworth would say.)

"hello prosecutor von karma," said a voice that somehow sounded like if you took all the douchiest people in the world and compressed them into a .wav file. thats right. it was bansai ichiyanagi.

"lately i have been feeling as though my gender is not one of the two that are commonly thought of as available to humans in my culture."

manfred von karma had been semi-blocking the doorway through this entire conversation. almost as though he did not want gregory edgeworth to enter his home. a shocking development.

"im agender," said miles. "i know what that means because today i went to the library and learned about genders," said manfred von karma. "hurray!" said everyone else.

"excuse me is this the most expensive place for clothes buying in this entire mall?" asked manfred von karma of the desk person. "it sure is," replied the desk person. "good," said manfred von karma, and began shopping.

when gregory edgeworth exited the changing room, he was, indeed, changed. by that i mean his clothes were changed. no important aspects of his body or character had been changed. it was just his clothes.

"hello gregory edgeworth. i am not here because i wanted to have tea with you. i am here because i did not want to have tea with you and felt like proving your probable conclusion that i would reject your proposal wrong," said manfred von karma.

eventually he looked up what he wanted to look up and he left the library, newly enlightened on many things, including the word “nonbinary”.

"i know about the internet," said manfred von karma. (he did not know about the internet.)

"for example, me and my girlfriend, franziska von karma, are both transgender, and deserve to have access to gender resources."

he had looked at a lot of genders, but none of them seemed to fit the gender emotions he was experiencing.

maya fey (the librarian) probably didnt know that he was franziska von karmas parent, despite their very similar fashion sense, and he did not want to get into a new conversation about dating when he had to obtain knowledge about genders right now.

they both wasted some time standing there being slightly insulted by each other.

one day manfred von karma, the best prosecuting attorney in the whole world, woke up. (he had been asleep prior to waking up.)

later on, the doorbell rang on manfred von karmas front door. he went to the door and opened the door. standing outside the door was a person in a dad hat and a detective coat even though the person was not a detective. the person was, however, a dad.

gregory edgeworth never actually wore any of the clothes that had been purchased except on occasions when he had to be extremely fancy, like weddings, or franziska von karmas birthday party.

"it is good to be told directly, by you, as opposed to being told offhandedly by someone trying to provide help as to where the books on gender are," said manfred von karma.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA," yelled manfred von karma, as he kicked over his display. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" "papa please stop," said franziska von karma. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA," responded manfred von karma. he then punched gregory edgeworth's display.