*reminisces about training camp and a practical joke him and Arminius played on their commanding officer as they audience listens intently*

(( heads up tonight, after i finish some schooling shit ill write out a proper solo-rp/bio if we finish this tour. ))

((side note, i wont be on this evening until like 8 or so, so feel free to NPC me in this normandy tour.))

@WingmanGarrus 'ksssssshht' fuck yoooouuuuu

[twelve days ago, Heph's apartment, Omega Station] BEGIN AUDIO LOG, "HEPHAESTUS": 'kssht' I remember. I (cont) tl.gd/n_1rk8sgf

((Got the bio up. Feelin good. Feelin accomplished.))

*he wanders the ship*

*claps hands together and looks around* 'kssht' so what is there to do around here...

[msg to Spectre Garret Lorik] How long until take off, chief?

'Ksht' hmm... 'Kssht'

((So what have I missed? Anything worth noting?))

'Kssht' *sits at the mess table tinkering with his omnitool*

'Kssht' what the hell is there to do on this boat... 'Kssht'

'Kssht' where the hell is everybody?...

*walks around the CIC talking about his war career with crew member that really don't care*

((Can someone give me an update on the whereabouts of people in #Garretverse and what's going on?))

*takes the elevator down from the CIC to the mess*

'Kssht' HEPHAAAAAAAAAEEEESSSTTUUUUSSS 'kssshht'

'Kssht' *twiddles thumbs*

'Kssht' so when the hell to I get to blow stuff up? I'm rotting on this boat doing nothing. 'Kssht'