I'm just gonna leave this jewel right here... to remind everyone how much Fled Cruz LOVES bacon and AR-15's Y'all hungry? #TedCruzHasBloodOnHisHands #AbbottCruzMassacre #MachineGunBacon youtu.be/EaZGaJrd3x8

If we are going to start legislating our country based on religion, then it's time for the churches to start paying taxes.

I dont know who got ricky rudd trending on here, but fuck you for making me think he went to that big race track in the sky! #RickyRudd #RickyRuddIsNotDeadYet

Theory: Former Rep. George Santos is a bot, strategically placed by the Republican party, conducting a litmus test to see how far they can push the envelope before any real consequences are incurred. There is no other logical explanation.

businessinsider.com/gov-greg-abbot… Jesus tap dancing Christ... does immigration status REALLY matter? Does it make one LESS worthy of life?? Is he gonna deport the 3 children that were found under their mothers who died protecting them? This ass hat has an excruciating lack of decorum.

This sucks donkey balls. "The Fox" has been my ringback tone since Dec 2013. For 10 years, I've answered calls & listened to VM's of laughter, sing alongs and people asking "why?!?" It's fun, that's why! After May 30th, it's just boring ass ringing. 😫 Vegard Ylvisåker Bård Ylvisåker

Hey Rosati's Pizza Pub... If you want me to try your authentic Chicago pizza, How about leaving unsolicited coupons on my car that DON'T EXPIRE IN 5 HOURS! Kingwpod

Dear Stephen Colbert, Thank you for being the first sense of normalcy I've had in 24 hours. For a short time, my anxiety subsided and I had a few laughs. We need you now more than ever. Keep fighting the good fight! 💜

I am SOOOOOOO sick and tired of paying for food on the Subway® app and they tell me when I arrive to pick it up that they don't have any orders for me. WTF Subway??? This is the 3rd time you charged my bank and I didn't get a sandwich OR a refund. #FixYourApp #FixYourEmployees