Don't pinch em, might hurt your hands on my stubble, hahah. I don't want to clean shave because then I'll look like a toddler

Really? Well, do I look scary enough to be your bodyguard, m?

I solve your problems. Radically.

I definitely do not mind it

Intimidate them into backing off, and if they don't then I'll just send an RC XD to their house

Ah, well. I try to excel in everything. Especially when it comes to explosive devices

As long as you feel safe, that's all that matters to me

He blushes, averting his eyes from her "My oh my..."

"Well...maybe. I'm a human being, you know, I can get...flustered"

"Stop iiiiittt. I'm a menace to society"

"Eh, fair. You probably are more dangerous than most men could ever be"

"Never know for sure, huh? I'm terrified already"

"I hope I'm not ruining your mood, then" He, in retaliation, smooched her on the top of her head

Damn Do you not have actual food in the West

I do. In fact I liked cooking chak chak better when my squad was still asleep

"Yeah? We should celebrate it then. How about we go somewhere nice together, m?"

Lazy ass

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀❛⠀ 𝙞𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙍𝙏 𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚'𝙨 𝙎𝙏𝙄𝙇𝙇 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 .ᐟ captain ruby "doc" harvey. army combat medic. trauma surgeon. expert marksman. task force 141. mature themes/mdni

What if I'm bleeding out though

Awww🥹 You're so ki- |falls over, holding his side. Bleeding on the floor profusely|