He . . . doesn’t remember this party at 𝘢𝘭𝘭. But yes, yes she does.

For the millionth time, she does not look like a fat whale. He’s counting down the days.

𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐌𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫’𝐬 𝐃𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐭, 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐧-𝐭𝐨-𝐛𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚.

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She never called to tell him she was in labor. He had to find out from Brian, who heard it from Chrissie. He’ll be there . . . Soon-ish.

He’s busy on tour. A tour she was just fine with him going on, if his memory serves him correctly. Funnily enough, that’s not what she was telling him just the other day.

He was well aware of her due date. In what way is Felix coming early his fault? Do tell. Oh, he’ll shut up, alright. In about six weeks time.

Oh, yeah, he’s just thrilled. This is exactly how he imagined Felix’s birth going. Why isn’t Chrissie there with her, since she made sure to tell her before him? MAKE HIM.

Right. Well, he’s still a couple hundred miles north. Can’t she just . . . hold him in for a few more hours?

Really? Huh. He was sure he knew everything about how her body works.

Alright, alright. He’s hearing her loud and clear. No screwing around, head straight there. Got it.

Well, he does have to pop by the show’s after-party first . . . Shouldn’t be long.

But he did show up eventually. That’s what counts, isn’t it?

He knows, and he’s sorry. Will she forgive him if he stays up with Felix tonight so she can get some rest?

𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘧𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘰.

She scared the piss out of him. How is his favorite daughter, anyway?

He’s the lucky one to have been given such beautiful, bright children thanks to her. They’re his pride and joy. . . . And he wouldn’t say he’s the best father around. The older he gets, the more he realizes how much he would have done differently.

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