The Alternative Big O notation: O(1) = O(yeah) O(log n) = O(nice) O(n) = O(k) O(n²) = O(my) O(2ⁿ) = O(no) O(n!) = O(mg!) O(n!*n) = O(rly?)

2021 was our biggest Black Friday Cyber Monday ever! Together with our friends at @GoogleCloud we achieved near-perfect uptime while averaging ~30TB/min of egress traffic across our infrastructure. That’s a massive ~43PB/day! Here are some of the most interesting stats 🧵👇

26/07/2024 - Are you ready for this? On the River Seine, the most spectacular & accessible Opening Ceremony in Olympic history. Open to all, open to you! Sur la Seine, la plus grande cérémonie d'ouverture des Jeux Olympiques. Ouverte à tous, ouverte à vous ! #Paris2024

Forget fintechs. This is actual innovation:

Check out USENIX Association's ;login: magazine for an article on Google's declarative automation system! We discuss the architectural choices made along the way, and describe the intent-based actuation system we built. #SiteReliabilityEngineering #SRE google.smh.re/0NI_

#NASAWebb is fully deployed! 🎉 With the successful deployment & latching of our last mirror wing, that's: 50 major deployments, complete. 178 pins, released. 20+ years of work, realized. Next to #UnfoldTheUniverse: traveling out to our orbital destination of Lagrange point 2!

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Things I wish I would've learned earlier as a software engineer: 1. Your manager cannot read your mind. Say what you are thinking. 2. Obsessing about learning will help you 10x more than obsessing about promotions. 3. You haven't solved a problem until you understand the "why".

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✿ home sweet homepage ✿, a comic about growing up online! sailorhg.com/home_sweet_hom…

We're delighted to introduce Prodcast, Google SRE's podcast about Site Reliability Engineering and production software. In Season 1, we discuss concepts from the #SRE Book with experts at Google. #SREBook #reliability google.smh.re/0r5t

Thrilled for @adalimon and for all of us. ✨ Here’s one of my favorites:

Today we take you behind the scenes like never before, learn about the work Google's security experts do behind closed doors to keep billions safe every day. The HACKING GOOGLE docuseries is streaming NOW on YouTube → g.co/safety/Hacking…

Slootman has led three companies: Data Domain, Service Now, and Snowflake — the largest software IPO in history, at a $70 billion valuation. His Amp It Up philosophy is built on three pillars: increase the tempo, raise the standards, and narrow the focus.

Happy 25th Birthday Google! 🎉 I have gotten incredible enjoyement from being along for the ride for 24+ of these years. When I joined, we were a handful of people wedged into a small office area in downtown Palo Alto above what is now a T-Mobile store. 1/

Thoughts about presenting to an executive audience, which I’ve had much more exposure to over the last several years. * For a 60 minute meeting, 15 minutes total presentation time and two topics, max. * Make "crisp asks." * Don't deliver a narrative. blog.danielna.com/presenting-to-…

Mesdames et messieurs, la Cérémonie d’ouverture de #Paris2024 Ladies and gentlemen, the Paris 2024 Opening Ceremony. 📸 Getty / Lionel Bonaventure