"Yup! That'd be me. You look pretty strong yourself! Now... What do you say you and I get something to eat? I'll buy!"

Why train when I'm already too lit

What else does the martial artist have to do? He doesn't need to train as far as he's concerned, so right now? He's gonna go get some coffee, perhaps pick up a lady and treat her to a nice warm cup.

"Man... I could really use a fight if I'm being honest."

"Damn... I'm always forced into this 'hero' stuff. I wouldn't call myself one, but a fight is a fight!" #Viribus

"Win some and lose some I guess... How am I supposed to be hunched over crying if I don't even know the guy? I'm gonna go grab a bite with a lady or two, later!" #EndOfLegion

"Yo, @OneHitHero!"