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The Dragonborn

@voiceofdovah

I occasionally dabble in verbal debates with dragons. (Post-Skyrim main quest. Altmer, for the irony. Stealth Archer/Mage)

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Sometimes, after we clear a cave full of frostbite spiders, Serana revives one to be her battle pet without telling me. She says she won't tell anyone how high pitched I scream but I'm suspicious at how she smiles.

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Heimskr: "Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives????" Me, the Dragonborn, also an elf, standing right in front of him:

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Serana had to run an errand so I told her I'd meet her back in Solitude. On my way there, I ran into one of Azura's priestesses named Aranea and helped her out a little. But now she's tending Azura's shrine on her own, and I feel…really bad. She's just by herself now.

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I was passing through Riverwood with Serana and these two…weird masked people came up and asked if I was the Dragonborn. I mean, I am, so I told them that. Then they said all these things about being a "false dragonborn" and that they were going to offer my heart to someone???

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So the long story short is that someone's trying to kill me and, uh. Apparently I'm not a Dragonborn. That, or those two weird masked people are off their rockers. Serana said not to worry about it since everyone wants to kill me at one point, but somehow I feel worried.

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After a long conversation (I won't recall it here), Paarthurnax said my dragon soul made me more like a dragon than I think I am. And when I told him I wasn't, he asked me to empty my pockets. APPARENTLY KEEPING 57 WHEELS OF CHEESE FOR EMERGENCIES COUNTS AS "HOARDING"

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I'm INSULTED. I don't hoard, I keep things for emergencies! Who knows when you'll need 39 apples, or 3 daedra hearts, or 22 iron ingots, or 16 bear pelts, or 54 empty soul gems, or 4 spare glass armours, or 8 shields, or 10 extra swords, or 19 gold ores, or 43 books to read, or

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Guess who's been teaching my friends how to ride horses? Lydia's gotten it down pretty well. And Serana won't ride any horse that isn't Arvak. You know, the skeleton fire horse we got from the Soul Cairn.

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Living in Solitude is a blessing and a curse. Jarl Elisif keeps inviting me to parties and they're so mind-numbingly boring.

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It's awkward explaining this stuff to Serana. She said I can't just yell at people to fix my problems. But that's how I saved the world.

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I was away for so long because I've been working. Now I have enough money to say I am a PROUD SOLITUDE HOME OWNER. Now to work even more to furnish my very empty manor.

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Lydia's helping me move :') I told her she could move in with me but she said she prefers Breezehome. *I* think she's jealous of my new housecarl.

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You know, now that I think about it, Jordis and Lydia kind of look the same… Anyway I'm off to adventure with Serana! Those dark, creepy caves won't loot themselves.

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I'm in the market for a new piece of armour. I heard those glass ones are pretty sturdy. Probably…magic glass or…something.