Records all this shit. @FaunusAlpha @Blakeshadowcat 【カラス】Branwen Xiao Long Yang《养小龙》

"The crowd cringes at that vicious head slam by Yang who seems to be turning this match around against Valge." #BeaconCupR2

"Everyone turn the cameras off. We don't need this on the air." x.com/xiaolongtaiyan…

#BeaconCupR1

"Well, that took long enough. I'm Lisa Lavender with #BeaconCupNews. ベラドンナ〖Blake〗 has won!"

"Breaking News: This...." x.com/rainbooty/stat…

"Lisa here with #BeaconCupNews as @ComposedPyrrha has gotten, what fans call, a taste of her own medicine. Though a lot of us hoped to see--

--the red headed spartan go head to head with the big guys."

"No." x.com/vibrantsynergy…

Coco after after discovering masturbation.

"Breaking News: We have an amber alert for Weiss Schnee who was last seen walking with Velvet Scarlatina to the CFVY dorm."

"Breaking News: A monkey tries relentlessly to quench his thirst once again." x.com/GreatStowaway/…

"Sir, using big words will not make you sound smart. Please, sit down." x.com/GreatStowaway/…

"Can someone hand this young man his pills?" x.com/GreatStowaway/…

"Sir, if we do not report on things like this, Remnant wouldn't be a safe place to be for women." x.com/GreatStowaway/…

"But you do make the most of us uncomfortable." x.com/GreatStowaway/…

"Security!"

"Someone shut Yang up!"

"This was Lisa Lavender on why Black-Sun will never be canon." #DMDares

||It was a DMDare. I amosy didn't do it. x.com/GreatStowaway/…