I really miss the Britney Spears perfumes.

Dude with mutuals watches alllllllll my stories but doesn’t follow me and has a private profile. So I followed him and he denies my request. BUT HE STILL LOOKS AT MY STORIES lmao make it make sense.

me when someone talks too early in the morning:

sometimes i just zone out like this:

when your a brat but he still want you

The amount of times I see people use “loose” instead of lose.

A client at work told me I’ve been here forever. Thanks for that. *opens up indeed*

You finally give me the ick. Thank the lord!

He has 170 unread text messages. Red flag.

Maybe next year lmao

I just want to know why I keep embarrassing myself 😩

Bro you can turn off your read receipts on Instagram.

I wonder if I look high every time I come back from lunch. It’s really just from me crying lmao

when he asks what I bring to the table

Somehow I never learn my lesson 😭

I’m fully aware that the weight on the scale doesn’t matter but I just hit 150lbs and my goal weight since forever has been 145lbs. Coming from my heaviest at 212lbs, I’m fucking stoked.

I actually love seeing people take pictures/videos of themselves at the gym. As long as you’re not bothering anyone else, be proud and excited for your workout!! 💃🏻

What are the odds.