Had wayyyyy too many carbs over the weekend 🤦🏼‍♀️ cauliflower rice, ground turkey egg roll bowls it is for this week. #mealprep #eatyourvegitables

Forever failing at Twitter

Take me back to sunshine, sand, and endless smiles ☀️ #pcb

Find someone who wants you to color with them 💕

I think my 5 year old date may be the most attentive date I’ve ever had. Will live tweet throughout for whoever cares

Currently arguing about the speed of paper air planes

Was also informed I will most likely lose our bowling match #charming

Bonus: C has washed dishes twice and is good at it #lookout

C’s favorite number is 1 million. This is promising

Update C already memorized my phone passcode. Why tho?

Made it to the bowling alley. Only had to change shoes twice. Batman socks are a bonus

Homie got a spare #soproud

They shut off the lights and have black lights on. It’s a big success for date night. We are very entertained

Glow in the dark is a big hit for C

Moment of dismay. Water went up his nose. Idk how. Hoping for speedy recovery

Glowing. And I don’t just mean the socks 💕

Bowled his heart out. In jammies and crashing now. 10/10 would recommend Friday night date with a 5 year old. Honest, joyful, and loads of fun. 😊💕

OBJ!! Nuff said 💁🏼‍♀️🏈