Shorty lettin’ Rick Sanchez crack

it’s over black people we had a good run

okay watch your tone

*goes to church for the first time in a decade* Pastor: “the devil is among us today” Me:

Saying future looks better than Damson Idris is literal criminal behavior. Like whatttttt

I can’t believe a nitty turned to me yesterday and told me ‘we need to link up’. Are you flipping insane

Me trying to dodge all the #ITWelcomeToDerry spoilers

there is legitimately no better representation of how it feels to leave for work on a monday morning

😭 guys “smell good taste good” I truly can’t take it anymore

they’re getting run under the sink for 10 seconds sorry i have shit to do

The amount of money my dog has cost me this year yeah LMMMMMAAAOOOOOO. If I don’t laugh I will scream

Got a flight to catch and I can’t sleep lolololol very well

Yes, we absolutely can push our meeting to sometime after the new year, or mid-March, or 2027, or never

I love when a mf say “cause I know how you get” 🤣😂🤣 yea bitch cutthroat

I can't believe ______ sent out an email about their "acquisition" to customers so prematurely.

🤣 I am reading sentences I didn’t think was possible at all.

Why did I agree to dinner with my colleagues man omg I’m DYING to go to sleep 😭

“Sucking cocks doesn’t make you British!” — Unnamed philosopher on the Jubilee Line

There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the cancelled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?