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potato bun Here’s a fun fact! This is actually the only shipping wreck in which women and children had a higher survival rate. In other shipwrecks, men took all the boats. In one, every woman died. The only reason Titanic was different is because the Captain held men at gunpoint.

nobody wants to even LOOK at the dessert menu anymore and that’s the problem with society

for a girl that loves sleep and hates stress my career choice is questionable

ELIE SAAB being your father in law is kinda the biggest flex you can have as a bride

there is something in the air lately

The girl who said Beyoncé ruins her own songs because after you hear it live you only want the live version is so real because I can only listen the Homecoming version of I Care for that one run she does.

Need her to be the lead in the next white lotus and I will die on that hill

It’s really only about ten of us who hate Chris Brown and we been holding strong for years

“Boys are easier to raise”. Well, that explains the crime statistics

If you weren't a vegetarian until like 2020 then you wouldn't get it. You used to have to order a disgusting garden burger with carrots and shit sticking out of the patty, and your friends would laugh at you as it completely disintegrated in your hands.

actors should actually go back on strike

nobody is “born” gay, you have to wait until gwyneth paltrow comes to your school and makes you sing fleetwood mac with your best friend to realize your true feelings

“everyone gets a plate before you can have seconds” but for housing

having to pee really puts things into perspective. like ok none of this matters

paramore was right… how the hell did we get here

men have such an irrational fear of being used for money they don’t even have

If anyone is around Camden this evening and would like to see Hot Mulligan Roundhouse drop me a message I have x4 tickets up for grabs! Sadly not able to make it x