Until she cheats on you with 5 niggas …

Everyday I understand why alcohol isn’t allowed in these countries 😂

When the invigilator has been talking about the exam rules for too long, and your crammed answers are begining to evaporate

Chatgpt watching people export their chat history to port to Claude

When the lecturer says ‘pick someone of your choice to help you’ and your friend starts looking at you

I have put together a simple step-by-step guide to help more Namibians understand how to invest on the Namibia Securities Exchange. Ownership changes everything. The market is open, the question is, are you in it? Educational purposes only.

Me looking at bro after stealing all my talking points during the presentation and then saying "Now my partner will continue"

Omwati ngaa Kalunga oye ashita iinima ayihe mbinoo?

When you finally meet her rich parents and they actually like you instead of giving you 1 million to leave their daughter.

Going back to the bar to pick my friends who helped me to reach home

Some painters need to be arrested cause wtf😂😂

What triggered?

When I offer to pay for bro's food and he starts using words like "large", "double" & "extra"

"If you can't afford a lawyer, the state will provide you with one" State lawyer: 😭😭😭

Unomasa, the AFRICAN. Unomasa Murumendu. Unomasa my Chairman. Unomasa a confidant at Strategy Table. Unomasa the Fixer. Unomasa the Sharp Brain. Unomasa Full of Life. Unomasa the Free Spirit. Oh, it’s PAINFUL but We Will Pick up the SPEAR😓😭

Every desert coast on Earth sits on hydrocarbons. The Atacama. The Sahara’s Atlantic edge. The Namib. Same physics that killed the rain 55 million years ago is the same physics that cooked the oil underneath. One is what you see. The other is what’s underneath.😂

Tim Cook Good day Sir. We are told that you stepped down as CEO of Apple. Would you be interested in a CEO position as farm manager in Namibia? Your expertise in supply chain amongst other things could take us to the next level. If interested, my email ad is [email protected]

The Elephant has fallen