I swore off men and got my grown woman body lmao

if I ever have a son I’m going to name him Huey and he’ll think it’s because of Huey P Newton but it’ll really be from the Ducktales character.

The new captain is hot but he cannnoootttt not drive. I haven’t been sea sick since embark and now I have to take tablets almost every day?!! scoot over and let me do it sir, dang.

i see my future bright and clear

Ye’s My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy turns 15 year old today

I’m sorry, but I might have to retire the So Kates. I’m not old yet but the way these make my ENTIRE body feel? I looked in my purse and 3 Werthers magically appeared.

I had been scouring the earth for these in high school. Jeffery Campbell had them in a 6. I bought them and wore them religiously I’m a 7 1/2.

lmaooooooo someone tell Yolanda I said it first.

IT TAKES A THOUSAND THOUSAND HORSES TO DRAGGGGG ME FROM GODDD

someone asked why I’m so serious. YOU DONT DESERVE MY WHIMSY.

cannot tell you the last time I had 1B braids

if you want to waste immeasurable amounts of time because people are literally just stupid, work on a cruise ship.

What’s keeps me from returning to exes or old lovers is the fear that my child will ask me “mom, how did you and dad meet?” And I will have the memories of him treating me like shit circling my brain. It’s a bad example to set. I rather continue to start over as many times as I

remember when there could be shows like The West Wing, Madam Secretary, Scandal, or House of Cards because the sitting president wasn’t a complete an utter moron???? House of Cards is on tv and it seems so devastatingly foreign to me now that the president is simply smart.

I get my hair done in a week and two days and I’ve literally never been happier in my life.

working cruise ships are hard, absolutely. …..being black working on a cruise ship is an entirely different beast in itself.

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Life’s too short to do things that make sense.

BOOTYLICIOUS IS EDGE OF SEVENTEEN?!

this was my Euphoria