The United States fucking sucked before WWII!

It is very funny he didn’t say Oklahoma

Socialists for Pritzker most vindicated and relevant political movement of all time, what else is new.

Richard Lynn’s made-up “national IQ” numbers appear to be supported by any number of things other than actual IQ testing, odd

Donald Trump is very obviously senile and does not know what is going on, the fact that The New York Times Astead etc. are devoting absolutely no time to discussing this after demanding Biden perform feats of cognitive strength for years is very clearly deliberate!

vituperativeerb The New York Times Astead If Biden had called a stroller the “thing you carry babies around in” in 2022 it’d still be mentioned in articles about his fitness today.

Seems like we would want a functional Pentagon and State Department for something like this

My big boy is going to fuck these guys up

Interesting this is also true if you put this guy on an island with all the straight women

X, the everything app

The current Illinois gerrymander is a thing of beauty

No fable has ever been more vindicated than “The Emperor’s New Clothes” This man is very senile! He doesn’t know what day it is!

I don’t think any of this is true is the thing

Meyer was one of America’s foremost perverts (laudatory)

Why the fuck would a kid go to Columbia

I gotta emphasize that when you are assigned to write an essay that you are the intended beneficiary of that assignment, the professor does not actually care about the work product its useless, the benefit is the process of writing

Take a deep breath, you’re having your first “kid these days” event, it happens to everyone. Totally normal. It just means you’re old now. Lift with your legs, maybe take a fiber supplement

If you put a gun to my head might be the best film ever made