🚨 Adam Brooks: "We've got 1.3 million foreign nationals on Universal Credit. That's £12 billion a year." PLANK OF THE WEEK: youtu.be/fUystdO4ByM Kevin O'Sullivan Chloe Dobbs Adam Brooks AKA EssexPR 🇬🇧 Ellie Hodges

An Albanian thug with a chainsaw tried to murder 4 police officers in Paisley. It's a miracle that no-one was killed.👇 His lawyer [taxpayer-funded, of course] said that "because of his immigration status" he "panicked". Risible and offensive nonsense. news.stv.tv/west-central/m…

RUMOR: 🇬🇧🇺🇸 President Trump has reached a deal with Rolls-Royce to move its $1.6 trillion jet engine project and 40,000 jobs from the U.K. to U.S!

I'm sorry, but Paddy Pimblett Sparta kicking a little guy across the gym floor will never not be funny to me 😭😭😂😂

Arman Tsarukyan helping his friend work out 😭 (via Arman Tsarukyan UFC)

Rape is up 40% in Cornwall,in just one year, and we're expected to believe Cornish men have suddenly upped and gone a bit rapey overnight.

Ye performs “Can’t Tell Me Nothing” tonight in Mexico City at Monumental Plaza de Toros La México. This marks the first of the rapper’s two scheduled shows at the 42,000-capacity venue.

I may have lost money today, but I’m still not Indian

I mean holy shit this is dumb. We are literally getting dumber as a civilization

A 41% increase in recorded rapes in Glasgow in the last year alone. And let’s not forget - five out of every six rapes are NOT reported to the police. Which means the real scale of the problem is terrifying.

now imagine this on a brain where the prefrontal cortex has barely started developing, where dopamine sensitivity is an order of magnitude higher than adults, and every neural pathway is being wired from scratch in real time thats a toddler with an ipad giving a 2 year old

suicide bombing in an age where drones exist, pure love for the game, you have to respect this dedication

People are leaving google reviews on the Fairmont Palm hotel in Dubai after the missile strike earlier today 😭😭😭

HMRC waiting for the first wave of Dubai millionaires to touch down in the UK..

I am fully convinced that 2019 was the last normal year we ever had. Ever since then, it feels like everything’s broken. Everyone is constantly anxious, time moves too fast, and nothing actually feels real anymore. The world as we knew it is just gone

Well that's a stroke of luck

We should cancel April fools this year. There is no prank topping our reality.

Nothing is wrong with changing your opinion on something after learning new information. It's a sign of intelligence.

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