I still can't believe you took the cure, Sᴛᴇғᴀɴ Sᴀʟᴠᴀᴛᴏʀᴇ..

I know, Sᴛᴇғᴀɴ Sᴀʟᴠᴀᴛᴏʀᴇ.. Thanks for confirming that I was, am, and forever will be the handsome brother.

Let's talk about it again in about forty years, when you'll be old and wrinkled, Sᴛᴇғᴀɴ Sᴀʟᴠᴀᴛᴏʀᴇ..

Don't get cocky now, Sᴛᴇғᴀɴ Sᴀʟᴠᴀᴛᴏʀᴇ.. That's supposed to be my thing.

I'm down, @AstonishDanger. And you, Sᴛᴇғᴀɴ Sᴀʟᴠᴀᴛᴏʀᴇ.?

Good luck then, Sᴛᴇғᴀɴ Sᴀʟᴠᴀᴛᴏʀᴇ.. Can't wait to see how that turns out.

✾ ᴊᴏsiᴇ sᴀʟᴛᴢᴍᴀɴ. — ᴅᴀᴜɢʜᴛᴇʀ ᴏғ ᴀʟᴀʀɪᴄ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴀʀᴏʟɪɴᴇ (ᴏʀ sᴏ ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ). — ʟᴏᴏᴋɪɴɢ ғᴏʀ ᴅᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ sʟs. #ʀᴛ vine.co/v/iFKt6xexDUj

Afternoon.

You look like a 9 year old Justin Bieber. x.com/rejectedmaniac…

Actually, you look even more repulsive than usual. x.com/rejectedmaniac…

Wrinkles? Good luck spotting any. x.com/rejectedmaniac…

[Takes ahold of ℳᴀʟᴀᴄʜᴀɪ Pᴀʀᴋᴇʀ.'s finger afterwards, grasping it firmly before jabbing it all over his face.] You shouldn't be talking.

[Rolls azure orbs at ℳᴀʟᴀᴄʜᴀɪ Pᴀʀᴋᴇʀ.'s response, finally releasing his finger.] I think I've figured that out by now, thanks.

[Graps ℳᴀʟᴀᴄʜᴀɪ Pᴀʀᴋᴇʀ.'s hands as soon as they come in contact with my face, moving them away.] This is the kind of shit that gives people »

You know you can always count on me. x.com/discretebeauty…

Good morning.

[Returns @EmpyrealMoxie's greeting with a wave of my hand.]

Hangovers suck.

Hello to you too, @EmpyrealMoxie.