So much money for a relatively unproven 22 year old with no Premier League experience. Hopefully it’ll be worth it but can’t help but feel we could be spending money like that better elsewhere. Will back him and hope for the best of course if he signs!

He’s signing then. “Broke” but bought a £200m new front three. This is going to boil a lot of piss 🤣

Please get a keeper next and we are in business

This aged well 🤣

Fucking hell, after every man and his dog putting this lad in their wish list line ups for the season we’ve actually finally been linked with him. Can’t see this one happening but would be nice wouldn’t it…

What the actual fuck!?

Newcastle are not the richest club in the world. Newcastle’s owners may be, the club is not. Newcastle are just not a big club, no matter how much they think they are.

Literally nobody is rattled by you. We are all just laughing at you 😂

So much of our fan base is dumb when it comes to SJR. Is he perfect? No. But if you genuinely think he’s “as bad” or “in bed” with the Glazers, you’re an idiot. He’s done more good for the club in 18 months than those cunts have in 20 years. They aren’t remotely comparable

Shouldn’t be asking for a penny less than £60-70m as a starting point. Negotiating down to £50-55m, which would still be letting him go undervalued. The £40m and under fees being thrown around would be absurd to accept.

Never in a million years after the Europa League Final defeat did I think we’d be going into the season with a £200m new front three. Considering we haven’t made any sales yet, you’d have to feel we aren’t anywhere near done yet. Garnacho out soon, midfielder in. Keeper last up..

Hahahahahahahaha

Agreed 100%. It’ll end up less than it should/could be but some of the low figures being thrown around should be fucked right off. £50-55m total package is palatable but it should probably still be more. Sit him in the stands until January if they won’t cough up

Going to be pretty funny on here next May when Newcastle and Villa have dropped back to their level and we finish above both of them. Something I am fairly confident we will do.

£26m to sit Onana in the stands is a fucking bargain. Get it done United

Again ⬇️

What, nobody going to call Chelsea’s rejects a bomb squad…

This and Baleba could actually happen couldn’t it…!?

Have we really been as shit as some of the comments I’m seeing on here that first half? Stats don’t look terrible. Out and about so not watching

Hojlunds been told to find a new club hasn’t he? When you play false 9s all game and don’t even bring him off the bench in a friendly, it’s a clear message