So my BIL and several of his talented friends have started their own business, directed at helping writers get read. writelightgroup.com/2024/05/the-li…

I'm suddenly getting small business and investment posts on my Twitter. What did I do to my timeline??

The Pirate Queen is on for 99cents on Apple Books until May 21! Don't miss your chance! books.apple.com/us/book/queen-…

So...today is my balloon day, but the balloons didn't fall. The just kind of appeared at the top of the page randomly and then disappeared.

It’s been 9 months Danaher Corporation. It’s time to drop the prices on all your GeneXpert tests. It’s #TimeFor5

Example 97 thousand of things I'd never thought I'd say as a parent. "Stop licking your tablet!"

We still have to vote, but the Trump campaign is over and it's all thanks to: The media: not doing their jobs. The most infuriating part of 8 years of Trump politics has been the media's incessant need to minimize and normalize every single Trump scandal. Amercians are now

6 likes… LOOK AT ME! THANKS ELON🤬

Ok this is a perfect comedic delivery.

"In a lot of ways, it was inconceivable that anyone could not notice. I noticed every single day." twinzerdad0.wordpress.com/2024/08/21/see…

Maybe 40 and over, no problem. Hmm 🤔?¿

now this is so wonderful

My time line is terrifying right now. Everyone's pets are dying. Some lady, whom I do not follow, is having a very public mental breakdown and no one is interjecting that perhaps she needs to get some help. I really just want parent humor and authors whining about querying.

I'm not sure what you people get up to at night while I sleep peacefully, but I do not like getting up in the morning and seeing all the zombie movies trending. I was like fabulous...zombie apocalypse and I didn't stock up on toilet paper!

Well shit. It actually makes me feel a LOT better about how I'm aging.

Welcome back to Maine Dee Snider🇺🇸🎤 The show was awesome and you guys rock hard!

I'm on a plane and thinking about how Danaher promised to release the results of an independent audit on TB test pricing and then .... just didn't. We just want what you promised, @danahercorp.

Happy Thanksgiving to my American friends. This year I have to try harder to find things to be thankful for, but there are a few. My husband who holds all my broken pieces together. My children who help keep the cogs oiled and remind me to stop and have fun.