“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo. “lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”

The first official photo of the rear side of the moon

On a scale of a quiet evening at home to ending an entire civilization, what’re everyone’s plans for tonight?

people be like "bear with me" and they don’t even have a bear with them

Iconic space quotes... Apollo 11 vs Artemis II

One of the weirdest parts of when Catholicism ends up back in the headlines is finding out every Protestant denomination has some sort of specific and deeply held set of opinions about us when I grew not knowing the difference between a Lutheran and a Baptist.

So if Iran decides to blockade our blockade of their blockade, we will just have to blockade their blockade of our blockade blockading their blockade.

unfortunately this is the Venn diagram of my interests

Stethoscope.

President Trump posting a picture of himself in the operating room is a major HIPPA violation

Interviewer: are you tough on crime? Me: i thought this was an administrative position Interviewer: *jotting down* weak on crime

If you die in TurboTax you die in real life

Went to the Oreo website and hit accept all cookies. Now we wait.

The IRS is only weeks away from developing nukes.

Lol

Does anyone know what to do

24 years old. Fully paid off Costco hotdog. It's not "parents money". It's not luck. It's consistency. It's discipline. I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.

BREAKING: Scientists have found that if you get 8 hours of sleep and are still tired during the day it’s because your soul is cursed and your body doesn’t think you deserve happiness. There is no cure or treatment