A youth saw me limping. "An old disco injury," I explained. "Oh," she replied, "From Stage 48?" #ItWasStudio54 #KnowYourDiscoHistory

With age comes a wonderful superpower: the ability to render idiots invisible. Nothing beats the power to ignore. #Violette #YouAreDismissed

Ladies, you can fight with a man, you can fight for a man, but NEVER fight over a man #Violette #KnowYourWorth

Overheard on Subway: 'I didn't sleep at all last night. I had inzombia'. I cannot decide if this is genius or not. #Violette #Malaprops

If what a woman wears contributes to her being violated, then owning anything that others can see contributes to being robbed #VioletteLogic

Any apology that includes the word "but" is not an apology: it's a justification #Violette #NonApologyApology

Calling someone "just a friend" treats friendship as a demotion. Good friends can outlast lovers, even marriages #Violette #aFriendIndeed

Being taken for younger than you are isn't always flattering: they could be doubting your wisdom rather than praising your looks #Violette

Truly interesting people are truly interested people: walk away from every exchange enriched by listening as much as speaking #Violette

To a dizzy teen: "You're not cute enough to get away with being that dim, my dear. And stupid wears thin even for those who are." #Violette

Fellows: accusing a lady of being too sensitive in an argument & telling her to calm down usually means you're the prickly, uncalm one #True

You get sick eating someone's potato salad once, you don't ask them to contribute to the next potluck #TrumpBankrupt4times #GoodLuckWithThat

Any man who thinks having sex with an unconscious woman isn't rape should be OK with a gay guy doing the same to him #20minutesOfAction

When a single man describes to me his perfect woman, I always ask: "And why would this woman want YOU?" #KnowYourLeague #LookInTheMirror

My saying I love my son doesn't mean I don't love my daughter. So 'Black Lives Matter' doesn't mean others don't #Logic #Reason #Peace #Love

My, my, my: a man and a woman are running for president, and the man's the one who's too emotional and unstable. #Progress #TablesTurned

To anyone who considers a 32-year-old male a "kid": would you let your 16-year-old daughter date him? #LochteLied #GrowUpPlease #Violette

All the people who complained that Obama's been a dictator are voting for Trump in hopes he'll be one #IronyMuch #TheOrangeMenace #Violette

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I guess we now have the greater of two evils. #Trump2016