- with a broom, sweeping up here and there* Alright, Joel? *Her head tilts and she smiles cheerfully over at him* (@SnipsandDreams)

First appointment done and now I have red hands. Great.

Simplicity

The only things I get excited about now are Strictly Come Dancing and when a client wants to cut all their hair off.

Bloody Norah, it's cold today!

The subject is now winter. So it'll therefore be winter forever.

- herself up as she shivers slightly* (Pete Whitaker)

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Work do #SeductiveSunday

I'm sick of all these Emu people with the black eyeliner and leather trousers and holes in their ears. I really don't like Emus.

*texts Pete Whitaker* Never thanked you for coffee earlier. It was lovely. xxx

Do you think my boss will know this "Happy birthday" is from me?

*Pads to the kitchen to get an open bottle of wine.* *sighs at the mangled pancake stuck to the ceiling* ... Fuck sake.

Don't judge me. It's National Wine Day.

Pint of wine and a shitty film. #FuckIt

My best guy.