"just pull the trigger" x.com/portalhopmorty…

Brain and blood goes everywhere he sits up he fixes his hat and takes the laser gun back "I guess not everyone is a robot" x.com/portalhopmorty…

He hands morty a card with C-678 written on it"go to this dimension and start a new life" x.com/portalhopmorty…

" it's like this one but instead of that crappy Burger King there's a McDonalds" pulls out portal gun and gets read to press the trigger x.com/portalhopmorty…

"You'll get use to it,btw here's a tip if you run into a rick or a morty make sure there not from A-906"aka RadRick Smart Morty x.com/portalhopmorty…

"No morty got to smart so Rick tried to kill him but morty escaped with ricks portal gun now there both out for blood" x.com/portalhopmorty…

He pulls out portal gun"if you want to find me look at the news,just kidding I'm usually in F-356"shoots portal and tips bowler hat x.com/portalhopmorty…

Hops in portal x.com/portalhopmorty…

"You watch the news" x.com/mortysmart/sta…

"I thought you were smart can't you just make remote" x.com/mortysmart/sta…

"Have you tried alcohol" x.com/portalhopmorty…

"Just stop by a beat buy and buy a new remote" x.com/mortysmart/sta…

"Anybody know any good dimensions I just escaped the police in K-435

"Sure"sets portal gun to Z-256 x.com/thatjadegem/st…

Jumps through revealing police surounding him"as shit" x.com/violentmorty/s…

Sets portal gun to A-908 Smart Morty dimension"I'm getting out of here"jumps through portal x.com/thatjadegem/st…

Enters portal and notices that it's a prison cell"they hacked my portal gun"tries to shoot it but it doesn't work x.com/thatjadegem/st…

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