⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ “steve. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ steve is a bottom.”

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ah . . . with a little ⠀ ⠀ ⠀help from mr. lub— ⠀ ⠀ ⠀he’s going to stop now.

⠀ ⠀ thank you, dildo!

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ kinky.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ew, it’s a rat.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀plot twist: ⠀ ⠀nancy is pregnant with ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝙩𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙮’𝙨 baby.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ that’s what you are ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ but what am i?

⠀ ⠀it’s because the lack of details. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀just don’t get curious . . .

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ i get laid all the time,, ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ just ask Carol. ⠀ ⠀ can’t say the same for you.

⠀ ⠀ don’t read books about it. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ don’t try it. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ don’t y’all about it.

⠀ ⠀ dodging the fact that ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ you’re a virgin, are you?

⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ knock knock.

⠀ ⠀cue the bisexual panic. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀lEt’S nOt.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀bite me, holloway.

⠀ i don’t know, answer the door.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ”smart one.”

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀not will. ⠀ ⠀cue the asshole-ish snickers.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ because . . . ⠀ ⠀ you’re not old enough.

;; I WILL BE RETURNING TONIGHT

;; this is hot