— * It’s the only place you can get a decent meal. - REVAMPED ACCOUNT. - #bloodlines. - OF APOLLO. - RT, y’all.

— DO I STUTTER? - Dionysus, god of wine. - revamped account. - tragic occurrence of #bloodlines.

Thanks, this is exactly what he needed. Natural selection and summer insects are coming for them.

| ABSOLUTELY x.com/thefirstbladc/…

“Let’s see. There are..at least twelve more kids than last time. So that means—.” Pulls out a calculator. “You disgusting freaks.”

WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THAT? EXCUSE /HIM/?

Why the glasses. Why would he let himself wear glasses for anything but reading.

He will worry about it more right now.

| Dionysus does almost everything like John mulaney, yes or no.

First off. No.

If it could just cease being summer before it even starts, thanks.

Sorry, did she just call him—. “Well, I’m sorry. But you know, it’s hot, and there are bugs everywhere. There are bad sides to this kinda stuff too, y’know.” x.com/luminediei/sta…

— • You wanna come over sometime?

Wild accusations.

“I will tape a pair of pants on you, Christ.”

“Okay, the vacation thing—.” He ponders in thought for a minute. “That. Yeah, maybe you’re right. Because in reality, I’ve always wanted to see anything past the piece of fire dumpster that we live on. ...Maybe France.” x.com/luminediei/sta…

— • Never thought I’d let a rumor ruin my moonlight.

— •

Excuse him.