Eating the same thing everyday

You dumb fucking whore

Clean STD test but I gotta keep it in my pants, I'm doing too good

Final Inspection passed MOTHER FUCK LADBS FUUUUUCK!!!! Cocksucking rats

Had to buy another food scale, time to see how much I've been overeating. Relearn to eyeball 100 grams of beans

Shit and shower is how you rip the cord on this chainsaw

My chef knife is so sharp, it cuts through fingernail, ouch

My head always has to be cold

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Human bean juice

Looking forward to Saturday. Gonna work, clock off and drink gallon of beer, watch the Dodgers, talk shit. I'm on the Jewish calendar rn

I do this every chance I get

The Japanese are evolving. They have already adopted and perfected the SAA triple shot technique.

I forget I'm Scaffold Certified till it's time to fly

Kinda odd that the last meteor attack was before WWII and mobile cameras

Another Day In Paradise - Phil Collins

Based

Nice to do what I said I would do for the last 4 years. Not a waste. Needed to feel and learn what it means to be

Anytime I get tired, I remember John Basilone

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