#CrapDoctorWhoChristmasJokes "Why does The Three Doctors smell of fish? Because of the Omega 3."

No Time to Die is the best Bond film.

Deadwood

People who don't look like their voices - Bruce Hornsby

Lord Summerisle - Kenneth Branagh Sgt Howie - Taron Egerton Willow - Florence Pugh Miss Rose - Kate Winslett Mcgreggor - Toby Jones Librarian - Anya Taylor Joy Gravedigger - Brian Cox May Morrison - Olivia Coleman Oak - Brian Blessed

Don't You Forget About Sausage

If '60s Dr Who had been directed by Joel Schumacher

John Barry's score for Body Heat is amazing.

Vince Stadon is a man after my own heart who is besotted with the Hound of the Baskervilles and has written a book about it and it is very entertaining

#whobeatles Red Rose Speedway

#whobeatles Don't Bother Me

#whobeatles She's a Woman (Who Fell to Earth)

The perfect Christmas present!

Things that are utter rubbish: - GoldenEye - Moffat era Dr Who - Richard Curtis films - Tarantino - Sherlock - All the other Brosnan Bonds - Moffat/Gatiss's Dracula

Favourite Anderson

Got a bit of music tonight for our open mic! #bristol #writeon #bookshop #amwriting #amsinging

A Definitive List of All Culture That is Shit: Moffat Dr Who Tarantino films Richard Curtis scripts The Office (UK) Pierce Brosnan as James Bond Marvel superhero films Fleabag

How can Dr Mortimer put some zing into a marriage? Who is the weirdest ever Dr Watson on film? How can you kill a ghost hound from the comfort of your own home? Hounded: My Lifelong Obsession with Sherlock Holmes And The Hound of The Baskervilles amzn.eu/d/eRVQRl7

If Nosferatu was an 80s musical