This 'incinterations' thing that the ILB is doing seems great on paper, but my lawyers tell me that the only way it'll fly is if they're random, not punitive. SHAME!

MILLENNIALS ARE KILLING THE WINNING INDUSTRY!

Hey Sliri, Gloogle "can an ape be vice president"

I like the hooks of these "the garages", but their themes seem too anti-capitalist for my tastes. Just give me a simple tale of a rich industrialist and his dinosaur skull collection.

So (INACTIVE) Patty Fox pitched a perfect game, huh. My question is, why’d it take so long? And I think we all know the answer, side hustles. There’s NO CHANCE IN HELL I’D LET MY WRESTLERS MOONLIGHT ON VINCENZO.

My congratulations/commiserations to the Paulas on the changing of their stables. Either way you feel about it, I like the cut of your respective jibs, and I'm sure the shakeup will lead to exciting things.

Blood! BLOOD?!? That's disgusting! Any of my employees try bleeding on the job and I whack 'em with a fine.

@LookyLouChicago mills squad 🍇 I challenge YOU, Loucinde Roseheart and the fantastic nandy to a two-on-one bout at next week’s SLUMMERSLAM!!!

Lllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeet’s get iiiiiiiiiiit oooooooooooooooon™️

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ALLOW YOUR EMPLOYEES FREE REIN! "ROUGE" UMPIRE?!? EITHER KEEP 'EM UNDER CONTROL OR GET RID OF 'EM, PAL!!!